
- me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
- me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
i guess you could say that finding nemo 2 is… offishial.
get out
i’m trying help
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Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.
Holy fucking truth bombs.
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If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
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